Friday, September 9, 2016

Football (2016-17) - Week 2

Good evening everyone.  I'm sorry this is so late.  I didn't work today, but I stayed busy getting MASHED in a poker freeroll, and then in live poker.  You wouldn't believe how bad I've been running, but I'll write about it in my poker blog soon.  Speaking of running bad, I went 1-2 on my picks here last week.  My brother joined me, surely so I wouldn't feel bad.  However, Joey was perfect last week, hitting all three of his bets.  I have to apologize to Joey, because I'm about to edit (shorten) his comments.  I'm working in the morning...  However, Joey joked with me after going unbeaten, calling his selections "ten star iron horse picks..."  You'll get the joke if you've ever read any Vegas betting publications.  I guess that this is a good time to remind you that these picks are not guarantees, and are for entertainment purposes only.  Now leading off from the Palace Station Sportsbook in Las Vegas, here's Joey...



Joey's Parlay Card (Last Week 3-0/Overall 3-0)

Massachusetts (+17) vs. Boston College - UMass gave Florida all they could handle...
Wyoming (+25) @ Nebraska - Wyoming looked good in opener and Huskers may be looking ahead to Oregon...
Texans (-5) vs. Bears - Bears have worst offense in NFL and Texans are my AFC dark horse...

Come and see the new Palace Station Race & Sportsbook, and until next week, may all your parlays cash...


Sorry again Joey.   Didn't mean to edit your stuff.  Rest assured, the picks ARE Joey's...  :)  Now a man of few words, and a brother who really excels at his job, live from the Bally's, Paris, and Planet Hollywood sportsbooks, here's Pete...



Pete's Parlay Card (Last Week 1-2/Overall 1-2)

California (+7.5) @ San Diego State
Bengals (-1.5) @ Jets
Texans (-5) vs. Bears


You can follow the transition from Joey's mostly NCAA bets to Pete's mostly NFL wagers to my own ALL NFL bets...  Good strategy since no one has played for real yet, eh???  :P  Okay, it's my turn.  Coming to you live from the Planet Hollywood, Paris, and Bally's sportsbooks (see how I reversed the order there to avoid being repetitive?), here are my disasters (uh..., bets)...  ;)


Coach's Parlay Card (Last Week 1-2/Overall 1-2)

Raiders/Saints (Over 51) - Carr and Brees will put on an airshow in the dome...
Colts (-3) vs. Lions - Luck is back, and Megatron is not...
Cardinals (-7) vs. Patriots - No Brady or Gronk for Sunday night football in the desert...


And that's all folks.  Have a great football weekend!

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